{"product_id":"everything-is-fine-t-shirt","title":"Everything Is Fine T-Shirt","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"pointer-events-none h-px w-px absolute bottom-0\" aria-hidden=\"true\" data-edge=\"true\"\u003e \u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"flex flex-col text-sm pb-25\"\u003e\n\u003carticle class=\"text-token-text-primary w-full focus:outline-none [--shadow-height:45px] has-data-writing-block:pointer-events-none has-data-writing-block:-mt-(--shadow-height) has-data-writing-block:pt-(--shadow-height) [\u0026amp;:has([data-writing-block])\u0026gt;*]:pointer-events-auto scroll-mt-[calc(var(--header-height)+min(200px,max(70px,20svh)))]\" dir=\"auto\" tabindex=\"-1\" data-turn-id=\"request-6908cbab-4210-832a-a820-3a9f6ed3bf84-0\" data-testid=\"conversation-turn-142\" data-scroll-anchor=\"true\" data-turn=\"assistant\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"text-base my-auto mx-auto pb-10 [--thread-content-margin:--spacing(4)] @w-sm\/main:[--thread-content-margin:--spacing(6)] @w-lg\/main:[--thread-content-margin:--spacing(16)] px-(--thread-content-margin)\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"[--thread-content-max-width:40rem] @w-lg\/main:[--thread-content-max-width:48rem] mx-auto max-w-(--thread-content-max-width) flex-1 group\/turn-messages focus-visible:outline-hidden relative flex w-full min-w-0 flex-col agent-turn\" tabindex=\"-1\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"flex max-w-full flex-col grow\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"min-h-8 text-message relative flex w-full flex-col items-end gap-2 text-start break-words whitespace-normal [.text-message+\u0026amp;]:mt-1\" dir=\"auto\" data-message-author-role=\"assistant\" data-message-id=\"e710098e-e6d8-4a7f-aba8-e766896c9432\" data-message-model-slug=\"gpt-5-2\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"flex w-full flex-col gap-1 empty:hidden first:pt-[1px]\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"markdown prose dark:prose-invert w-full wrap-break-word light markdown-new-styling\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"0\" data-end=\"28\"\u003eEverything Is Fine T-Shirt\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"30\" data-end=\"98\"\u003eThe fire’s roaring. The timeline’s blown. The neighbors are staring.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"100\" data-end=\"119\"\u003eEverything is fine.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"121\" data-end=\"366\"\u003eThis T-Shirt is for the pitmaster who’s been there — flare-up in full swing, temp climbing fast, and you’re calmly pretending it’s all part of the plan. The bold flames and slightly panicked kettle say what we’ve all felt at least once mid-cook.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"368\" data-end=\"490\"\u003eIt’s funny because it’s true. 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