Slower Than Expected T-Shirt
Slower Than Expected T-Shirt
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Why You’ll Love It
- Comfort that lasts – Soft, breathable cotton made for long cooks, cold beers, and all-day wear.
- Built for the pit – Tough enough for long cooks, late nights, and wherever you fire up the grill next.
- Fast & Easy – Ships quick from the USA (3–7 business days) with a 30-day guarantee and easy returns.
Every pitmaster has that one line ready when things don’t go exactly as planned. The “Looks Like It’s Cooking a Little Slower Than Expected” T-shirt is made for those moments when the meat stall hits, the timeline slips, and you still keep your cool. It’s the perfect blend of humor and truth for anyone who knows low and slow sometimes means real slow.
High Quality
High Quality
Printed on premium Gildan 64000 tees — soft, breathable, and built to handle long cooks, cold beers, and backyard smoke from the grill or pit.
Shipping in 3-7 Business Days
Shipping in 3-7 Business Days
Printed and shipped from the USA — most orders typically arrive within 3-7 business days after production. However, shipping time may vary.
You’ll get tracking as soon as it heads your way.
30 Day Guarantee
30 Day Guarantee
We stand behind our gear. If there’s any issue with print or fit, we’ll replace it — no questions asked.
Free and Easy Returns
Free and Easy Returns
Ordered the wrong size or color? No problem. We’ll make it right — exchanges and returns are simple, fast, and free.
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